Pickl Vision

So what is Pickl Vision?

Funny you should ask! Pickl Vision is blog-based website consisting of humorous and insightful articles, biting wit and crushing satire, a whimsical fusion of entertainment and enlightenment…actually, it’s a collection of obscene cartoons and written pieces which make the writings of the Marquis de Sade seem like passages from the Bible.

OK, but why is the name so insanely stupid?

One day during the summer of 2007 the gang was discussing plans for the site over a hearty lunch at a local Irish-themed restaurant. We were brainstorming ideas and everything we came up with sucked, so DrunkenSpartan picked up two pickle slices from his friend’s plate and held them in front of his eyes, saying “picklevision.com!” in a voice which suggested he might have an extra chromosome or two. This was actually the worst idea anyone had come up with thus far, but for whatever reason we went with it, and ninja (the webmaster) changed the spelling to Pickl vision when he registered the domain name.

So who are you guys exactly?

We are a bunch of college kids who enjoy being obnoxious and disregarding social norms. Things that you find offensive, we probably find hilarious. If you are a moralizer, politically correct, or have any sense of shame, you probably shouldn’t be here.

Don’t you have anything better to do with your time?

No, actually. This is what we like to do. This question always puzzles me. The people who usually ask it are those who work jobs they hate, have no passion for anything and generally just go through life doing what they think they’re supposed to do. Fuck that. We have lives. Otherwise, we wouldn’t have funny stuff to write about. Besides, making this repulsive website is a lot of fun.

What’s the capital of Tajikistan?

Dushanbe.

What’s the point of it all?

Good question. Unfortunately that’s not one any of us can answer for you. Might I suggest chugging a bottle of Ex-lax? The feeling of giving ass-birth to a bag of white-hot X-acto blades usually takes my mind off of whatever existential quandary I’m facing.